Finally a fairy tale for grown ups. Want a good bedtime story that will make you laugh with wet panties? This is the book for you. With 39 pages The Princess and the Penis is the perfect length (ahem) for you to read in bed before you tuck yourself in. It has a familiar story line: a beautiful, kind and vurtuous princess, an overprotective father and a gigantic phantom penis… wait, what? Yep, you heard me. This is more than your knight-in-shining-armour fairy tale. With chapter titles like A Lump in the Rump, The Phantom Phallus and The Wacky Wizard, this book is hilarious and saucy from start to finish. I actually laughed out loud as I read. A very witty take on an old fashioned story that would make your grandma blush.
If you needed more convincing (silly you) here are some clever, saucy lines from the story- think double entendre:
"They can be quite slippery when they want"
"… I have a feeling matters will soon come to a head"
"It's no longer just a lump… the more I felt it, the more it grew, until it assumed a most peculiar shape."
Oh there are so many more, but I really want you to just buy and read it so I won't give anything away.
XxC
My next book is another RJ Silver book: My Third-World Girlfriend.
If you needed more convincing (silly you) here are some clever, saucy lines from the story- think double entendre:
"They can be quite slippery when they want"
"… I have a feeling matters will soon come to a head"
"It's no longer just a lump… the more I felt it, the more it grew, until it assumed a most peculiar shape."
Oh there are so many more, but I really want you to just buy and read it so I won't give anything away.
XxC
My next book is another RJ Silver book: My Third-World Girlfriend.
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