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Nov 23 - Nov 30, 2010

Handling the Undead
John Ajvide Lindqvist
Horror
Published October 2010
364 pages

7/10

  In Sweden, the dead are coming back to life.  Not eating people.  Not hungering for juicy, delicious brains.  Generally, they're just hanging out.  Living people, predictably, aren't taking it too well.
  I had high expectations for this book, and I wanted to like it (who purposely chooses to read a book they think they're going to hate?) but this just fell flat for me.  First off, it was uber monotonous - besides the lifeless (ha!) zombies, the rest of the characters were just your average people struggling with average obstacles.  If I wanted a book about EMOTIONS and STRUGGLE I'd ask Oprah for a recommendation.  Which, if I'm in the mood for that kind of thing, I might.
  But I wanted ZOMBIES.  The Undead.  Not the apathetic Reliving.  Maybe the Swedes are just like that.
  The only character I really liked was Mahler, but I grew to find him less appealing the more I read.  He went from Shabbily-Heroic to kind of... Whiny-Wiener.  I thought characters were supposed to Evolve, not DEvolve.  Sad-Dad just got Sadder.  Old Biddy and Emo Girl faded out.  And the Reliving just laid there.  It wasn't exactly riveting stuff.   
  However, there were a few notable scenes; there was gore in the form of accidents and stowaways, a few heart-string tugging scenes both sad and sweet, and it was written reasonably well (though I caught a few editing errors).
  It just had too many plot lines for me to focus properly; really, I could have done without Flora and Elvy altogether (sorry ladies).  And the biggest problem for me - it was way too ambiguous.  Maybe I'm just a dolt who slept through the last 50 pages (guilty as charged, actually) but I didn't really get a) why it all happened in the first place, b) what it all meant, and c) where it could possibly go from there.  I'm sure it was a grand postulation of life and death and what it all means, but, like I said, Oprah will hook a sista' up when I'm in that kind of mood.
  But, whatever.  I can still appreciate a good book, even if I don't personally like it.
 


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