I don't know if you guys know this, but today is very special. It's pretty much a national holiday... or at least, it should be. Hell, give me a national holiday WEEK and that should cover me. You see, today is...
CARA'S BIRTHDAY!!!
So eat cake, be beautiful, and please please PLEASE get shit-hammered, just for us.
I love you, bestest buddy <3
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