I figured I might as well keep the theme going with this delightful little tidbit of news...

Sasha Grey, she of the venerable films Homo Erectus, Grand Theft Anal 11,  Butt Sex Bonanza, and Babysitters (AWESOME, by the way) gave up porn earlier this year to focus on a more mainstream career.  She also works with "Read Across America", a non-profit educational program. 
Which is how Sasha Grey came to be reading to first and third grade children at a Compton Elementary School.
Now, I for one, find that awesome.  The idea of some fine-ass piece reading sweet-ass storybooks to me would definitely instill a lifelong love of books.
But some parents, who clearly had no lives of their own to focus on, decided to get all uppity about it and complain.  COMPLAIN THAT SOMEONE WAS READING STORYBOOKS TO THEIR CHILDREN.
What the fuck is this world coming to?
Anyways, if it was my kids, I would have asked them to get me an autograph, because Sasha Grey is one of the hottest chicks out there, hands down.
If you like, you can read a fancy-schmancy article about it HERE and HERE, or you can read 7 pages of hilarious responses to this event HERE.
Or you can look at Sasha Grey's fine ass here:

Sasha Grey, please come read to me!