SCOOBY DOO.
  Seriously though, I watched this and pretty much crymaxed. 

  We all need a sassy gay friend sometimes. 

... Because, you know, 50 Shades started as Twilight fan fiction, and Kristen Stewart is Bella and she's reading it, so... *brain explodes*

  I think I just came.  Out of my ears.  With blood.

A vibrating book. GENIUS. Fucking GENIUS! 

  When this happens, I'll be on this like silverfish on old books.  For one very specific reason, actually:

  Hopefully she means back in time alive Ray Bradbury, and not current Ray Bradbury.  Because if the latter was the case, really, she'd be fucking him.
  Ugh.
  *shudder*
  Sometimes, even I disgust myself.

  Thank you internet, for combining one of my favorite memes with one of my favorite children's book series.  I can now die happy.  Unless they do a Scumbag Steve/Sweet Valley High deal.  Oh wait, they already did that.  They called him Bruce Patman then.
  Zing!
  But seriously, fuck you Patman.  And Lila, too, now that I think about it.  Actually, Jessica was also kind of a huge bitch.  And did you hear what happened to Winston?!

  Now if I hear you say swag again, I'm going to slap you in your mouth.

  I recently acquired a handful of bookshelves from my glorious friend J9, you may remember her from several posts, but here's a photo reminder:

  Yes, she's delightful.
  So because of J9, I now have a very tidy book room for me and a new video for you guys!  Enjoy!