... And it's going to be THIS:

  Failing that, I could at least turn to THIS:

  Seriously though, where were all these librarians when I was in school?  Or, better yet, where are all these fine-ass nympho voyeur librarians now?
  And if you'd like to learn more about pornography in the library (and I know you all do) click HERE.  You won't be disappointed.

Twitter has yet again reunited us with a long lost sister. Ok, so we may not have shared a womb, but she definitely shares our same dark, sexy, twisted, did I mention sexy, mind. 
Her name is @Piper Trace. 
Not only is she the author of some naughty romance books but she also does crafts. TRASHY CRAFTS! Penis and vagina crafts. Wow do we love her! 

I know I am looking forward to reading her books, taking a long, cold shower and then writing some reviews! 
Check out here website: http://pipertrace.com

... let me have a little conversation with you for a sec. I've been relatively naughty with spurts (teehee) of good thrown in the mix. That should get me at least a small, vibrating, pleasure-filled gift, right?

These are waterproof vibrators that charge via USB port!!!
                    *Happy Dance*
AND it actually has 16GB of storage. WTF! Pleasure and functionality! The workplace has just been revolutionized people. You can whack it at your desk and then lend it to your boss to transfer a file  with the biggest fucking shit eating grin of your life plastered all over your face. Isn't that a beautiful picture! This may be the happiest day of my life.

Santa, if you're listening, and no doubt you are, I'd pretty pretty please LOVE LOVE LOVE one of these... in each colour. Do this for me Santa and I won't go telling Pedo Bear about you sneaking around in people's houses in the middle of the night. Tsk tsk Santa. That plush, easy-off suit ain't foolin no one.

Nothing starts the Xmas season off better than a little blackmail. But if that's what I need to do to get me one of these then I'm sooooooooooooo stooping to that level.

xx C

Ps. If my office door is closed in the new year, you know... you know.

Ok boys and girls, this is as sexy as I'm ever gunna get, hahaha. Can't really believe I'm even about to post this. I need to buy a photo editing program so I can airbrush some shit, but oh well. My love to you all,

Xx

It is fucking hard to write a book. Anyone who has written a book or is writing a book knows I'm right. You can't just slap words down on a page and hope it turns out ok. I have finally found a book that I can write. Yes it has pictures, yes they are naked pictures, and hells yes it has the best title ever.

I can take pictures of naked people and explain how they are meaningful, artsy and deep. Just read the description of this book:

"The images in this book explore the personality and sexuality of the subject, as opposed to merely depicting the sensuality or abstract form through a received code of meaning. Important too, are the settings in which the models are framed -- for there pervades a strong sense of cultural identity. But most importantly of all, remains the collaborative effort struck between the photographer and his subjects. These are women who feel comfortable in their skin. The personalities are revealed just as are the bodies. In fact, it may be argued that there is no real distinction between the sexual self and body."

What? That didn't even make any sense, or maybe I'm just too distracted by the asses to focus properly. Either way,  someone get me a camera pronto. I'll call it Cara's Crazy Cum Dumpster Cuties.... did I cross a line there?

 Can you believe this book is being sold for $101.62.

I definitely got into the wrong biz.

Xx C

I figured I might as well keep the theme going with this delightful little tidbit of news...

Sasha Grey, she of the venerable films Homo Erectus, Grand Theft Anal 11,  Butt Sex Bonanza, and Babysitters (AWESOME, by the way) gave up porn earlier this year to focus on a more mainstream career.  She also works with "Read Across America", a non-profit educational program. 
Which is how Sasha Grey came to be reading to first and third grade children at a Compton Elementary School.
Now, I for one, find that awesome.  The idea of some fine-ass piece reading sweet-ass storybooks to me would definitely instill a lifelong love of books.
But some parents, who clearly had no lives of their own to focus on, decided to get all uppity about it and complain.  COMPLAIN THAT SOMEONE WAS READING STORYBOOKS TO THEIR CHILDREN.
What the fuck is this world coming to?
Anyways, if it was my kids, I would have asked them to get me an autograph, because Sasha Grey is one of the hottest chicks out there, hands down.
If you like, you can read a fancy-schmancy article about it HERE and HERE, or you can read 7 pages of hilarious responses to this event HERE.
Or you can look at Sasha Grey's fine ass here:

Sasha Grey, please come read to me!

Ok, I am not a corporate whore, but the sexual innuendo in this rich enough to make me forget about my moral high ground for a post (or two)... even if the sexy stuff is between 14 year olds and in a library no less... dirty dirty kittens need a spanking. So no, I do not support Coke, or their quest to take over the world BUT I do support this commercial.  Oh, and don't forget to read the comments below the vid. HILARIOUS.

Xx  C

Well DUH you say, and I agree. Of course reading is sexy! Here is some sexy book related goodness. Click on the pics to take you to the sites. Is it getting hot in here...? Gawd Damn *wink*
 
Xx love to all you out there
C  

If you didn't know, I (Cara) am minorly (majorly) obsessed with Tim Curry.

This is not a Stephan King IT thing....

....this is most definitely a Rocky Horror thing.  Grrrrrrrrrrrr... isn't he DELISHHHH!
Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy.




I love Tim more than ice cream and chocolate, pizza, or even a nice ass and rack. Yes, I am that obsessed. And in the spirit of Halloween, here is Mr. Sexy Curry as The Worst Witch:

On Saturday night, the BiblioBabes joined in on the Google+ live chat for Ronnie Rucker's show.  Now, if you've never been, you have to understand... there's drinking involved.  A LOT of drinking.  And swearing.  And nudity.  And someone had the foresight to record a fair bit of the evening, so if you want to see some utter drunken hilarity involving the BiblioBabes and a shit-load of shirtless dudes (and how can you not?) CLICK HERE.
Also, with Halloween coming up, we figured, over the next few days, we'd post a shot or two of some of our costumes, or something equally Ha, to get us all in the mood for our favorite spooky holiday!  Cheers!