And they say school doesn't teach you things that can be applied in real life!
 
 
  Actually, this is how I ended up reading Twilight.  And now look at me.
  Moral of the story?
  NEVER SLEEP.
 
 
  Hollywood has trouble with interpretations sometimes.  Just look at almost every book turned into a movie, EVER.
 
 
  No bonus points for getting this, because if you don't you're dead to me.
 
 
  I hope your ears aren't bleeding, guys.  Sorry.
 
 
  Score one for the little guys! 
  And then take that one away, because they used an upside down "M" as a "W".
  I'm not even joking; that is one of my biggest pet peeves. 
  That, and people who can't drive, the saxophone, and olives.
  All those things can eat a dick.
 
 
  I need to write more letters.
 
 
  This guy probably gets a lot of propositions from intelligent gay dudes, or chicks looking for a sassy gay friend.
 
 
  I kind of wish I had done this with my car... though I'd probably get rear-ended all the time by people trying to read my license plate.  Hello, ICBC settlement (and whiplash)!
 
 
    Because Lana spelled backwards is...