... And it's going to be THIS:

  Failing that, I could at least turn to THIS:

  Seriously though, where were all these librarians when I was in school?  Or, better yet, where are all these fine-ass nympho voyeur librarians now?
  And if you'd like to learn more about pornography in the library (and I know you all do) click HERE.  You won't be disappointed.

K Bannerman is a Canadian author whose book, The Firs Song, I read, reviewed and loved. Her new book Bucket of Blood is out and I'm very excited to read and review it! 

"Lizzie's mother is dead, and left in the care of her prim older sister, the 15-year-old fears her carefree ways are over. But when tragedy strikes again, Lizzie discovers a sinister web of lies and deception, of murders past and present. Fierce resentments and racial tensions boil beneath the illusion of civilization. Soon, Lizzie finds herself ensnared in a secret that stretches from the opium dens of British Columbia and the alleys of San Francisco to the jungles of Panama and beyond -- and it's a secret that the murderer will do anything to protect."

K Bannerman has a blog that you can check out here. 

Ok, I am still trying to wrap my head around this...
INSIDE THE OUTSIDE by Martin Lastrapes is FREE. 
Like really free. I checked the link and everything. I would go there as soon as possible and download it NOW. 

It looks like all may be right in the world after all. 2012 has peaked already! 

I just ordered my SIGNED COPY of J.R. Ward's Lover Reborn!! VERY EXCITED to get it in the mail and will post pictures as soon as I get it! *Fist Pump* 

Want to get your own signed copy? Better hurry, they are running out of copies! CLICK HERE! 

Xx 

Check out my latest purchase! I found this little gem at a local bookstore called PAGES - love them - If you are ever in Calgary you need to check them out. 

Xx

Kat did a post a while back (damned if I can find it) about weird shit she has heard working in retail. Well shit Kat, you should've been writing it down to publish it! Now this chick has beaten you to it. Hilarious. Here are a few of my favs:

Customer: I read a book in the eighties. I don't remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean?
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Me: Ok, so with postage that brings your total to £13.05. One second and I'll get the card machine.
Customer: No. No, absolutely not. I demand that you charge me £12.99. I will not pay for anything that starts with thirteen. You're trying to give me bad luck. Now, change it or I will go to a bookshop who doesn't want me to fall down a hole and die. Ok?
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Doesn't this make you want to work in a bookstore even more! With a NannyCam so you can record all the stupid people (I'm sure they are very nice). 

Xx 

Twitter has yet again reunited us with a long lost sister. Ok, so we may not have shared a womb, but she definitely shares our same dark, sexy, twisted, did I mention sexy, mind. 
Her name is @Piper Trace. 
Not only is she the author of some naughty romance books but she also does crafts. TRASHY CRAFTS! Penis and vagina crafts. Wow do we love her! 

I know I am looking forward to reading her books, taking a long, cold shower and then writing some reviews! 
Check out here website: http://pipertrace.com

I love Graphic Novels. This is the next one on my list. Looks fantastic and it's part 1 in a series. Finally, something to look forward to! 

Love and eternal gratefulness to the person who can find this in hardcopy or EPUB format. Unfortunately I do not have a Kindle and may cry myself to sleep tonight. To add some motivation, I will do an extra saucy Naked Reading Sunday with this book if someone can find it for me.....
Check out the book HERE. Daniel J. Rowe has a sports blog where he also reviews books!  
 Sporty Books
www.redsilverandbluesports.com
Genius I tell you.

Not long ago, the BiblioBabes were sent a book called Inside the Outside by Martin Lastrapes.  We both decided to give it a go, and WE WERE TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY.
This book is fantastic, and we think everyone should read it.  Seriously, check out our reviews HERE and HERE and you'll understand how rad we found it.  We'll wait.
You're back now?  Excellent.
So without further adieu, we'd like to tell you that Martin, via Goodreads, is giving away 3 signed copies of this super badass, always gonna like it until you're dead and maybe even later, piece of literature (bonus points from the BiblioBabes if you get that reference because it's from one of Kat's favorite books).
So go to THIS link, and enter the contest already!  Because the only thing better than an awesome signed book, is one that you win.