Mouses have wee-wees?
 
 
  Kids will be the death of me one day.  Either by pushing me into traffic, or causing my brain to burst and leak out of my ears.
 
 
  SCOOBY DOO.
  Seriously though, I watched this and pretty much crymaxed. 
 
 
  We all need a sassy gay friend sometimes. 
 
 
  You like reviews?  I like reviews.  Clicky clicky, homies! 
 
 
  ... Because I won't be blamed for any subsequent messes.
  So here you go, homies: 10 Books That Will Scare The Sh*t Out Of You
  Thanks for the article, Huffington Post!  And as a bonus, here's the link to their awesome book section!
 
 
  ... or he's at a particularly sexy part.  Either or.
 
 
  Picture it:
  The sun is shining, there's a cool breeze on the air; you're overlooking a calm beautiful meadow, and there's no one around to intrude on your peace.
  Because the world has ended and you're the last one left!  All the people you love have been blown up by nukes, smashed to smithereens by a meteor, or turned into the living dead.  Life is finally uncomplicated and you have all the time in the world to curl up with your favorite Dystopian novel.  Huzzah!
  But with all your free time, you may run through all your old and faithful tomes.
  Then what?
  Thanks to Wikipedia, there's a whole handy dandy list of Dystopian novels to read!
  Double huzzah!
  So climb into your radiation suit, climb over the smoking heaps of rubble, and strap on your favorite zombie head smashing weapon for a trip to your local library!
 
 
  If you love horror...
  Wait, what am I saying?  Of course you love horror!  And if you don't, then git offa my lawn and sell yer wares somewheres else.
  As I was saying, since you love horror, exactly as I love horror, than you're always on the hunt for something new to peruse.
  So here I present to you, oh beloved horror lover, the Horror Writers Association list of Past Bram Stoker Nominees and Winners!  Huzzah!  Now git crackin'!
  Also, if you didn't spot the hidden reference, here it is in all its glory:
 
 
  Someone needs to find us this book, stat!