All right, boys and girls; have I got a treat for you!
This is my "Christ, you want to do a movie marathon, NOW?!" slap-it-together-maybe-if-I-throw-on-a-costume-no-one-will-notice-my-derps-and-durrhs video blog.
But to be fair, I also got the costume out for CardinalIron.
See? All you gotta do is ask nicely.
And you may notice that I didn't read aloud tonight, but I wanted to get some suggestions from you guys - so if you've got any request, let me have 'em!
Happy Halloween, homies!
Holy man, we are speechless. We have another entry! *grin* Here is Amy and her pussy reading their favorite books:
Isn't her pussy so cute!!! Wait... you guys were thinking dirty weren't you.. tsk tsk. ;) Amy has an incredibly hilarious blog that we suggest you go visit. Be prepared to laugh your ass off! http://lucysfootball.com/
Wow, you guys are really blowing our minds here! How creative and amazing you all are with your entries! We ask for pics and we get video and now sketches and paintings!??!!? Holy shit, well done!
This next entry is from the lovely Dan. As he was reading Martin Chuzzlewit by Dickens (naked.....grrrrrr) his extremely talented wife did these:
AMAZING, eh?! So a HUGE shout out to Dan and Steph. Check out more of Steph's incredible work here:Stephanie em Coleman
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays. — John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society
If you didn't know, I (Cara) am minorly (majorly) obsessed with Tim Curry.
This is not a Stephan King IT thing....
....this is most definitely a Rocky Horror thing. Grrrrrrrrrrrr... isn't he DELISHHHH!
I love Tim more than ice cream and chocolate, pizza, or even a nice ass and rack. Yes, I am that obsessed. And in the spirit of Halloween, here is Mr. Sexy Curry as The Worst Witch:
The BiblioBabes love us some Steal Heart
, and for damn good reason...He makes us THESE:
These are ridiculously epic! Thank you Steal Heart, you're the raddest!
Kat and a Cenobite, sitting in a tree (or prickle bush, which might be more apt)...
First comes love (masochism is a form of love, right?)...
Then comes marriage (the marriage of pain into every moment of existence!)...
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage (zombies can definitely be babies, and a still living, screaming, running human it's eating could be a sort of carriage, I think)!
My dream family is now complete.
And as a side note, I almost forgot the last comma in this post title, so it would have read: "Found myself a new husband, and baby to boot!" So basically, I could have either been looking for footwear for the newest addition, or perhaps been playing a rousing round of "Kick the Baby".
In real life, the former situation would be more likely (I do love me some squishy, red, Winston-Churchill-lookin' baby-ass motherfuckas) but the latter is far more hilarious. I mean, it was a South Park phenomenon.