Ha! this is amazing. Is there any end to the book amazingness that you can find on the interwebs?!  Although I don't feel that strongly about Pizza Rolls if you try to fuck with my Toffuti ice cream I will totally shoot you in your stupid face....

Would y'all like to see what I found on the internetz today?

We're on YouTube.  Holy Shit.

This resonates with me (and I'm sure with Kat) to my VERY CORE! This is why we read, blog, eat and sleep books. WE NEED TO MAKE BOOKS COOL AGAIN or our brains will turn to mush with all the TV bullshit. If we all banded together and enforced the motto "No Books No Ass" imagine the hordes of people racing to the bookstores! Come on fellow bibliophiles, let's unite and start the revolution!
Oh, and if you don't care at all about making books cool then just do it for John Waters cuz he and his mustache are baddddddaaaassssssssss.

*thanx to LJ for the pic*

Wow, just had the incredible pleasure of being interviewed by Ronnie Rucker of Beneath Everything. He's on TV and the internet and everywhere really. Check him out!
If you want to see our interview with VIDEO check out his site this Saturday at 10pm PST. Also follow him on Twitter!@BeneathRadio
Can't wait to hear all your comments after you see us LIVE for the first time!

Hopefully you guys remember that ridiculous song, so you get the post title.  Anyways, I just wanted to throw a great big ol' thank you to Martin Lastrapes, author of Inside the Outside, for using a quote from my review on his website!  Thanks man!  Make sure to check him out at http://www.martinlastrapes.com/

And as an extra treat, for your listening pleasure...

I love to read.  You love to read.  I mean, you're here aren't you?  And while our tastes may differ (you might enjoy contemporary fiction with character development and sophisticated analogies, while I prefer rotting corpses and bodily-fluid explosions) most people, no matter their particular tastes, can agree that there are some books out there that exceed mere entertainment and transcend trivial fluff.  I'm talking about those gut-wrenching, thought-provoking, classic pieces of literature that never go out of style.  That's where Time comes in. 

Time is a pretty well-touted publication.  And while they're a little fancy-schmancy for my taste, they have, well... good taste.  At least when it comes to books.  I mean, they did include my favorite book of all time...
So go ahead, check out the list (although I prefer the slideshow where they give the rundown of all the books individually), and see how many of their favorites are your favorites.  Or at least see how many you've read, owned, or picked up.  And don't forget to check out the TIME readers' opinions.  They've got some great books to recommend, too.

Nuff said.
Xx Cara

As I am wont to do, I was trolling the internetz late at night, and came across this marvelous article at thisiscentralstation describing and odd and beautifully breathtaking phenomenon...

In Scotland, mysterious book sculptures are being discovered at libraries, book festivals, and cinemas; no one knows who the artist is, and he leaves them as gifts "in support of libraries, books, words, ideas….."  So far, he's left seven sculptures and accompanying notes at various sites, most of which are cool enough to display them to the public.

First off, what a rad fuckin' thing to do.  Seriously.  In a society of fame-whoring and get rich or die tryin', an incident where a person with actual indisputable talent anonymously donating amazing pieces of art for the public to enjoy is a goddamn MIRACLE.  This artist is a saint.  Also, he works with BOOKS.  How cool is that?  In a day and age where my jaded friends are telling me books will be obsolete in ten years (a surefire way to get a punch in the mouth from me) there are still those out there with a dedication to the printed word in its many forms.  Ahhh.  Satisfaction. 
For the complete article, including photos of all seven of these amazing sculptures,
CLICK HERE.

So I run a Reading Club and this month we are doing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl. Part of my job includes creating flyers and posters for such events, and in my Google image searching I came across something deeply disturbing. Really, I have goosebumps while I type this thinking that I'll actually have to look at the pic again to upload it. Here is goes....

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?

I have nothing against babies or mothers or the affection between the two BUT there is something seriously CREEPY about this picture.
Why are they laying down?
Why are they both covered in chocolate pudding?
What the fucking balls does this pic have to do with the book?
Can someone make it stop?! Is anyone else creeped the fuck out? ?? ???
I'm going to take a shower and scrub out the inside of my brain through my ear in an attempt to forget.  *Shudder*

Xx Cara

So in my Google search of books and babes I came across this little gem. The 20 Hottest Comic Book Babes, yaaaaah. The site is filled with advertisements and banners and for once I'm not even angry about it. I'm not angry because of all the boobs and butts in those advertisements- naked and half naked chicks everywhere on this site.  
It's amazing really.
So of the top 20 Boobalicious babes, here are my two favorites:

Do I even need to explain why? Her name is Vampirella. A sexy hot ass vampire who I could only dream to become one lucky day. Ain't gunna happen but one can have unrealistic goals in life, no?
Nipple ribbons that go up to a collar - BADASS. Oh, and I'll take one smoking skull throne like that please. I'm sure Walmart will sell it, right?

This is my other favorite. Her name is Tigra. 

 KAT, SOMEONE MADE A CARTOON OF YOU AND DIDN'T LET YOU KNOW!

 How hot is that?! Nothing like a lotta thigh to get my motor runnin. Good kitty. Momma wants some milk......  prrrrrrr.


xx Cara