Ha! this is amazing. Is there any end to the book amazingness that you can find on the interwebs?! Although I don't feel that strongly about Pizza Rolls if you try to fuck with my Toffuti ice cream I will totally shoot you in your stupid face....
...with this gun
Would y'all like to see what I found on the internetz today?
We're on YouTube. Holy Shit.
This resonates with me (and I'm sure with Kat) to my VERY CORE! This is why we read, blog, eat and sleep books. WE NEED TO MAKE BOOKS COOL AGAIN or our brains will turn to mush with all the TV bullshit. If we all banded together and enforced the motto "No Books No Ass" imagine the hordes of people racing to the bookstores! Come on fellow bibliophiles, let's unite and start the revolution!
Oh, and if you don't care at all about making books cool then just do it for John Waters cuz he and his mustache are baddddddaaaassssssssss.
*thanx to LJ for the pic*
Hopefully you guys remember that ridiculous song, so you get the post title. Anyways, I just wanted to throw a great big ol' thank you to Martin Lastrapes, author of Inside the Outside, for using a quote from my review on his website
! Thanks man! Make sure to check him out at http://www.martinlastrapes.com/
And as an extra treat, for your listening pleasure...
I love to read. You love to read. I mean, you're here aren't you? And while our tastes may differ (you might enjoy contemporary fiction with character development and sophisticated analogies, while I prefer rotting corpses and bodily-fluid explosions) most people, no matter their particular tastes, can agree that there are some books out there that exceed mere entertainment and transcend trivial fluff. I'm talking about those gut-wrenching, thought-provoking, classic pieces of literature that never go out of style. That's where Time comes in.
Time is a pretty well-touted publication. And while they're a little fancy-schmancy for my taste, they have, well... good taste. At least when it comes to books. I mean, they did
favorite book of all time...So go ahead, check out the list (although I prefer the slideshow where they give the rundown of all the books individually), and see how many of their favorites are your favorites. Or at least see how many you've read, owned, or picked up. And don't for
get to check out the TIME readers' opinions
. They've got some great books to recommend, too.
So I run a Reading Club and this month we are doing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
. Part of my job includes creating flyers and posters for such events, and in my Google image searching I came across something deeply disturbing. Really, I have goosebumps while I type this thinking that I'll actually have to look at the pic again to upload it. Here is goes....
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?
I have nothing against babies or mothers or the affection between the two BUT there is something seriously CREEPY about this picture.
Why are they laying down?
Why are they both covered in chocolate pudding?
What the fucking balls does this pic have to do with the book?
Can someone make it stop?! Is anyone else creeped the fuck out? ?? ???
I'm going to take a shower and scrub out the inside of my brain through my ear in an attempt to forget. *Shudder*
So in my Google search of books and babes I came across this little gem. The 20 Hottest Comic Book Babes
, yaaaaah. The site is filled with advertisements and banners and for once I'm not even angry about it. I'm not angry because of all the boobs and butts in those advertisements- naked and half naked chicks everywhere on this site.
It's amazing really.
So of the top 20 Boobalicious babes, here are my two favorites:
Do I even need to explain why? Her name is Vampirella. A sexy hot ass vampire who I could only dream to become one lucky day. Ain't gunna happen but one can have unrealistic goals in life, no?
Nipple ribbons that go up to a collar - BADASS. Oh, and I'll take one smoking skull throne like that please. I'm sure Walmart will sell it, right?
This is my other favorite. Her name is Tigra.
KAT, SOMEONE MADE A CARTOON OF YOU AND DIDN'T LET YOU KNOW!
How hot is that?! Nothing like a lotta thigh to get my motor runnin. Good kitty. Momma wants some milk...... prrrrrrr.