Booze, Pictures, Books and Radness, what a night!
First drink of the night..
Booze, Jesus, Chip, Candy and Vegetarian Bacon.
The beginning of a very debaucherous night!
As if Kat's visit wasn't exciting enough, she came bearing gifts from ItsCal.
You may remember a post a month back about a USB charging vibrator. Well ItsCal decided to be a royal badass and gift it to me. All I want to do is use it, but Kat is here.... oh wait, is that really a problem ;)
THANK YOU ITSCAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Kat will be here in 16 hours!!! I can't wait and there's not a hope of sleep. Better than Xmas.
Here is my happy dance:
Or maybe it's more like this:
We have a photo shoot planned, Vlogging, drinking (with more pics) and other elicit things that I cannot go into detail about....
We will post all weekend and keep you updated!!!
I have no idea if this guy is taking the piss, but it is amazing. Next paycheck I am travelling to wherever this is and tracking down this bookstore! How can you not want to support him?!
Things going through my head as I watched this:
1. I want that Star Trek book.
2. Please don't cry dude.
3. ...they are my friends, my children... Amen!
4. What exactly is a lunar rainbow?
5. Custom package it, with love.
6. Buy a book from me, or don't.
Aaaaaaaamazing. Can he be my friend?
It's time for another round of "Weird shit that brought people to BiblioBabes.ca"!
Shall we commence?
-literotica Ryan gosling
-love floats on fate jodi
-crystal leisure porn
-discovery of witches rip off twilight
-snuff story torture
-tangent porn (again!)
And my personal favorite...
-cult leader deflowers underaged girls
Good to know we have a wide variety of... interesting people stopping by!
Kat did a post a while back (damned if I can find it) about weird shit she has heard working in retail. Well shit Kat, you should've been writing it down to publish it! Now this chick has beaten you to it. Hilarious. Here are a few of my favs:
Me: Ok, so with postage that brings your total to £13.05. One second and I'll get the card machine.
Customer: No. No, absolutely not. I demand that you charge me £12.99. I will not pay for anything that starts with thirteen. You're trying to give me bad luck. Now, change it or I will go to a bookshop who doesn't want me to fall down a hole and die. Ok?
Doesn't this make you want to work in a bookstore even more! With a NannyCam so you can record all the stupid people (I'm sure they are very nice).
I had a fantastic B-day. Here's some of my sweet loot:
Best card ever from my friends Abby and Sharon. xx
Yeah Jesse James book! Thank you Ryan.
Never to be mounted by man, eh?
If you can count the number of roses you'll know how old I am ;)
Thanks to all of you for the B-day wishes too. Internet love is the best love.